OFF THE SHORT HAND!

ok! alot of peeps have been telling me they don't understand my writings,i guess i'm just use to typing that way,cutting everything short,its kinda the way we type in nigeria to keep it short n simple n everybody seems to get it back there but its all good,i guess i'll be straight next time cos i got people that really wants me to keep writting so they can read only if i'm staight with my words.nywayz(sorry couldn't help it) easy ya'll

AH! E MA GBA MI KE (pt2)

Alot of ma peeps laughed bout ma earlier blog n d majority said it probably was just an old boyfie trying to get his dumped ass back with d babe n the minority said i did good BUT just this evening,i thot it was over den ma phone beeps n dis nigga cums on again saying n i quote "DAWG I TOLD U TO STAY AWAY FROM MA GAL N U DIDN'T LISTEN,WELL I'M CUMIN DOWN TO DURHAM TECH TO LAY U DOWN" n dis dude cuts the phone............i'm like,wat the f*** is dis guy talking bout? i've mos def stoped calling n d babe sef neva call me since so y is he bugging.well he aint gonna get me cos he obviously thinks i'm in d same sch wit his babe"durham tech"....mehn n i go to dat sch atleast 2wice in a week,no more durham tech 4at least 4wks so u peeps who said i'm a coward or wat eva,i prefer 2b a coward dan in a dead ward .

AH! E MA GBA MI KE!

ok! i'm at a friends place,he's having this little thingy 4 his birthday so wen d all things over me n ma men r like wat next?so we decide to hit town. we roll out to dis spot at durham down town den we realised we was wearing snickers so couldnt get in d spot we planned 4 but den dere was dis jamaican club just sum blocks down so we decide to check it out plus d owner was really begging we try it out...........so we in d club ryt n i wasnt realy feelling d all steeze so we just chilling,sipping on our drinks at d bar........."two things dat make up ma nyt in a club r alcohol n women"...........then i spot three gals sitting in a corner,two of which were thick,naa not ma style but d 3rd gal,ohhh! she was banging so i thot,y dull ma self wen i can make ma self happy,so i moved closer n b4 i said hi, i noticed she was giving me dat look i loved n d attention a broda needed,she was so into me,went to d dance floor n she was backing dat ass up like crazy so i'm like ok!no long thing.exchanged #'s n sum days later she called me,said she wanted to c me,fact is she was bugging so im like we'll hook up on dis Day...........Day cums n i'm getting prepared so ma phone beeps with dis strange # n a guys on d other end asking 4me so we get into a conversation n he's like "do u know teesha" im like "yeah,she's a friend,is dere a problem" GUY says"she's ma cousin n i'm looking out 4 her,howz she 2u?" ME say"a friend n i really don't get dis.did she give u ma #?" GUY says"ok,deres a problem! shes ma baby's mama n we married so u know wats up.saw ur # on her phone n noticed uv bin talking to her real late n dats not regular cos she's bin returnng ur calls so i'm gonna b nice n easy, DON'T WANNA C UR # ON MA GALS PHONE NOMORE OK! I'M BEING D GENTLEMAN DAT I CAN BE SO DON'T BE CALLING MA GAL COS IF I GET TO KNOW BRO,IM GONNA FIND U N BUCK U 4REAL DAWG" n i'm dumb founded,at 1st not even thinking bout d guy den,i'm thinking DAWM! dat gal is HOT! so i ain't geting dat, sh*t! but no be bcos of woman dem go kill me 4 yanky.Told him straight "dawg i really appreciate u cuming to me like dis,dis is as polite as it can get,i'm mos def out".......................meeeeeeeeeen sum gals r just crazy,she didn't tell me sh*t,trying to get a broda muged on sum ass.HELL NO! i was out like vapour outa a kettle.

PRACTICE WHAT U PREACH OR PREACH WHAT YOU PRACTICE!

Was reading a friends blog last nyt n it was like something he wrote bout was just me n i started thinking bout it.yeah! y do i preach what i don't practice? i mean,lets see..... I preach DO NOT LIE n i try not to lie but i find myself lieing while i'm still preaching,then i go like GOD'S THE ONLY WAY,ok i try as much as i can to do what is ryt,when its ryt n how its suppose to be done but hey its not easy but hearing me preach to some one could change you but i ain't changing.i mean i got tired of going out every sunday the pastor says "come out my child if u wanna b born again" n i was always dere cos i knew what i did during the week,umh.....Now see me preaching bout SEX N RELATIONSHIPS, DAWM! i'm good,i go like y sleep around if u have one person giving it to you,be a 1 man 1 woman person,this is what to do in a relationship,sh*T! funny thing is some of these things work for some peeps but I! don't go with ma flow,my stuff don't work for me.i say keep it carm but i aint,i say stop being moody but i do,i say don't speed but i speed.dawm i need to change this bout me but least 1 thing i like that i preach n i do is keep trying,yeah i'm trying to do the things i preach or should i just PREACH WHAT I DO!

WOMEN ! ME! RELATIONSHIPS !

Was thinking 2day bout me n gals n realised ma relationships have bin 1 hell of a disaster......going back in tym,i remembered LAB**(i'll have 2 censor dat,dey myt not like it but anywayz) who i was dating and she was sleeping with older guys for money,den there was TIN* who said she loved me,well i think she really did but loved another dude dat much too so i thot well i'll let him have her(guess that was an indirect dump)......then there was...ok! i'll just list them out...............

TO**-who i really liked but had a boyfriend,kept on comunicating then panashukud her on vals day wen her boyfie was else where.Def had 2 forget dat kinda gal.

BO***- who really liked me alot.....no,refrace, loved me so much but she was too good to be true so i messed it up.well didn't like her so much so it ended up with"bastard he used me"

TOY**- nice gal but just wanted to sleep with me.

TO**- well another nice gal but i'll tell u during our relationship i can say i did not say more than 50 sentences.this gal will talk CNN out of air.dawm!not ma style, couldn't be with her.

BOL**- OK! sweet sturvz,loved me to a fault,did not plan to ask her out,she thot i was doing that so i just went with d flow but ended up dumping her for another gal (TI**,same as above)who dumped me for another guy.

VI*****- O ma sweet sweet V,she loved me, i loved her,i knew it,she knew it,we were perfect,what could be go wrong?.... well she was a nymphomaniac,couldn't get enuf of ma di** so she decided to fulfill her fantacies,"4k as many dudes as i can b4 I'M 60"

EYI***- well i thot she was sexy,well she had nice lips till i figured she wanted to see if ma d** was as fine as ma face.what happened next?well......

ok this is twisted so follow up---- met lab**,liked her but she wasn't feeling me so i met her friend,TOP*,who was feeling a broda so we hookd up.l8r LAB* got jealous n since we were in d same sch(TOP* n i wasn't) she thot we could work something out,so l8r she told me to 4get bout TOP*,weird friends ryt? ok then came another TOP*,there friend too who said ma TOP* snatchd her boyfie at a point in tym so wantd to get back at her n decided i was d tool "im gonna sleep with her boyfie" DAWM!where do i get dem gals,i x'd all 3 of dem(well after d all jejety sha)

Now there's this gal that i really like,nice, sweet, spontaneous n slim,just as i like it but i guess she ain't feeling a brother yet.still hoping,still wanting,still wishing she'll realise i'm 4 real but now u can say akon wrote lonelly wen he heard ma story.

u know wat? i prob! will need three blogs if i don't stop this post so i'll hang it here but what will a brother do to get that which he wants? am i too choosy or its ma bad deeds that r catching up with me? NA ONLY GOD KNOW O!

ALCOHOLIC OR NOT!

Trying to figure out out what exactly is wrong with people this days.They see u with a bottle of beer and d next thing is "he's an alcoholic or he drinks too much" (egbami o!) free me jo! thats what i say(in ma mind) don't wanna sound rude but i think its coming to that i mean i don't drink like every time,maybe twice during the week days and every weekend and i never get drunk all the time so what the hassle,shiznit,i could burst right bout now.....ok just tell me this,u drink liquor,either mixed with coke or what ever and i drink beer but for the fact its beer,its bad.............i know this girl that can't stop blabbing bout it especially when she see's me drinking,well i think she's gonna be ma fact nag,infact,nothing to yarn again.DAWM!

REAL LIFE POETRY!

life is full of shit,life is full of love,life bites u when u watching,matter of fact life's a bitch.life is full of fun,life is full of hurts, life is boring especially wen she's gone.life is so confused,life is so amused,life wants love so bad,it plays them like a fool.life as been very wild,played its hood double as a child,life is said to be shy but it gets away with most things,dat is just its style.life has cheated.life as been cheated on but i guess thats the price you pay, for pain you give, a double you recieve so he gets its reward for every heart it deceives now life wants a change, life wants to be better, but as to do with dat at its range. but that at its its range is not enough, it wants more, in search of goods,health, success and love but all it gets are nuts, so life has three choices, go back to what it was or keep trying but instead it picks that which suits the world and earth itself, looks up to the skies an picks the lord all mighty GOD! So life begs for forgivness, begs for a change of heart, begs to be a better person, hopes to find love, hopes to be a success, hopes to be looked up to, hopes to be a good example n hopes it stays alive to fulfill life................what is life?...that who has written,who is life?....that who is writting..........real like poetry