MY HOUSE ON FIRE!

Guess what ya'll,ma house almost got burnt some min back.so im chilling in ma room n ma room mate is trying to cook,puts chicken in the oven n chills in his room.later he went to check on the chicken,opens the oven n BLAST! fire pops out n he runs out calls the fire fighters n tries to call me out of ma room but i didn't hear him cos i was cracking up on some south park.Fortunately the fire stops b4 the fighters r here then ma room mate was able to get thru to me n told me what just happend n how i would have become burnt meat, R.I.P. GOD forbid....nywayz the fighters came,checked the oven n suspended it till it is replaced n right about now i'm so hungry,was planning to scoop something up l8r,now i can't cook but what ever, guys help me thank GOD o cos i wouldn't have been here typing this if it wasn't 4 GOD....BABA MO JUBA O,E SE O!