AH! E MA GBA MI KE!

ok! i'm at a friends place,he's having this little thingy 4 his birthday so wen d all things over me n ma men r like wat next?so we decide to hit town. we roll out to dis spot at durham down town den we realised we was wearing snickers so couldnt get in d spot we planned 4 but den dere was dis jamaican club just sum blocks down so we decide to check it out plus d owner was really begging we try it out...........so we in d club ryt n i wasnt realy feelling d all steeze so we just chilling,sipping on our drinks at d bar........."two things dat make up ma nyt in a club r alcohol n women"...........then i spot three gals sitting in a corner,two of which were thick,naa not ma style but d 3rd gal,ohhh! she was banging so i thot,y dull ma self wen i can make ma self happy,so i moved closer n b4 i said hi, i noticed she was giving me dat look i loved n d attention a broda needed,she was so into me,went to d dance floor n she was backing dat ass up like crazy so i'm like ok!no long thing.exchanged #'s n sum days later she called me,said she wanted to c me,fact is she was bugging so im like we'll hook up on dis Day...........Day cums n i'm getting prepared so ma phone beeps with dis strange # n a guys on d other end asking 4me so we get into a conversation n he's like "do u know teesha" im like "yeah,she's a friend,is dere a problem" GUY says"she's ma cousin n i'm looking out 4 her,howz she 2u?" ME say"a friend n i really don't get dis.did she give u ma #?" GUY says"ok,deres a problem! shes ma baby's mama n we married so u know wats up.saw ur # on her phone n noticed uv bin talking to her real late n dats not regular cos she's bin returnng ur calls so i'm gonna b nice n easy, DON'T WANNA C UR # ON MA GALS PHONE NOMORE OK! I'M BEING D GENTLEMAN DAT I CAN BE SO DON'T BE CALLING MA GAL COS IF I GET TO KNOW BRO,IM GONNA FIND U N BUCK U 4REAL DAWG" n i'm dumb founded,at 1st not even thinking bout d guy den,i'm thinking DAWM! dat gal is HOT! so i ain't geting dat, sh*t! but no be bcos of woman dem go kill me 4 yanky.Told him straight "dawg i really appreciate u cuming to me like dis,dis is as polite as it can get,i'm mos def out".......................meeeeeeeeeen sum gals r just crazy,she didn't tell me sh*t,trying to get a broda muged on sum ass.HELL NO! i was out like vapour outa a kettle.