That MAD in me!

YA'LL NEED TO TAKE DIS SURVEY! ITS FUN

2006-04-21T07:46:00.000-07:00

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Damn i'm vain.

2. How much cash do you have on you? $130.

3. Whats a word that rhymes with door? pour.

4. Favorite planet?pluto.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?iris.

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? dont have any.

7. What shirt are you wearing right now?not wearing any.

8. Do you "label" yourself? yep,stud!

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? None.

10. Bright or Dark Room? Dark all d way.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey? Nice,sweet,lovable n charming.

12. What were you doing at midnight? talking on ma phone.

13. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? can u take me to work 2moro.

14. Where is your mail box? With the rest of the mailboxes in the apt. complex.

15.Who told you he/she loved you last?My X girlfriend.

16.Do u love ur job? yeah but i need another 1.

17.Is anybody in love with u dat u know of? I really dont know but i hope.

18. Last furry thing you touched?none.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?nah not ma style,none.

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? none.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?15,16,21,22,23.

22.Your worst enemy? da devil.

23. What is your current desktop picture?couple of half naked african gals competing for woman hood.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone? i miss her so much.

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly? to be able to fly..... if i was dum,of course a million buks.

26. Do you like someone? so much.

27. The last song you listened to? the fray-over ma head

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you run? Hell yeah!.

29. If you could punch one person right now, who would it be?Ma x gal friend.

30. What is the closest object to your left foot? Shoes i just got from ALDO.

MOVIE FIESTA

2006-03-25T22:36:00.000-08:00

U know i was always looking forward to seeing this gal i kinda like every night but now she aint around so a brother is bored to death......ok, yesterday thot of wat to do so i went to see a movie with ma gal lolade,V FOR VENDETA,ya'll need to go watch the movie,it was off da hizle 4 shizle so we pland to do again 2day but wen it was time,she had to go pick up her friends n friends friend so we couldnt hook up anymore ,then i decided to go with ma bro,damn i watchd 3movies.bordom ull call it.saw INSIDE MAN,dats another must watch movie,STAY ALIVE,not to good and 16BLOCKS,was just there................lolade still owes me a movie date cos she 4kd up.its all good tho..since i got home iv bin talking to ma ghana friend,she's real cool n funny nshes been telling me bout her sexcapades but i aint puting dat here.anywayz dats as much as i could get to fun this weekend.hoping for a good week tho,starting ma new job on monday so now d dols will roll in.....its all good tho,im outa here mehn!

AIN'T SHE DA BOMB?

2006-03-23T13:12:00.000-08:00

Another naija gal keeping it real,had to put this up here cos i think she's real cute..........she's a model so ya'll need to check her site out n sign her guest book.support our naija stars to be in minute.. http://www.fabulouslo.com ........ keep it real gal!

CHAMILLIONAIRE REPS NAIJA!

2006-03-22T23:22:00.000-08:00

Cant sleep so thot i blog bout something........umh! well this is for ma nigerian peeps.not sure if alot of ya'll know this guy but i'm sure the rap fanatics would cos he's just starting to blow but heard he's nigerian n if thats thru,i mean we going places like everyday.He rolls with likes of them paul wall,mike jones b.g n the likes.i mean now n then theres always a nigerian doing it big so give your props yo cas we taking over the world........... WATCH HIS VIDEO-RIDIN: http://music.yahoo.com/video/default.asp?vid=29974331

MY HOUSE ON FIRE!

2006-03-15T21:30:00.000-08:00

Guess what ya'll,ma house almost got burnt some min back.so im chilling in ma room n ma room mate is trying to cook,puts chicken in the oven n chills in his room.later he went to check on the chicken,opens the oven n BLAST! fire pops out n he runs out calls the fire fighters n tries to call me out of ma room but i didn't hear him cos i was cracking up on some south park.Fortunately the fire stops b4 the fighters r here then ma room mate was able to get thru to me n told me what just happend n how i would have become burnt meat, R.I.P. GOD forbid....nywayz the fighters came,checked the oven n suspended it till it is replaced n right about now i'm so hungry,was planning to scoop something up l8r,now i can't cook but what ever, guys help me thank GOD o cos i wouldn't have been here typing this if it wasn't 4 GOD....BABA MO JUBA O,E SE O!

NORTH KAKALAKI!

2006-03-15T14:27:00.000-08:00

NORTH KAKALAKI! Yeah dats what ma new ghana friend in texas calls it"north carolina"nice gal.n yeah im back to ma hood,aint dat tight? texas,gush! ma experience was a real journey,i had this gal geting jelous of me hanging out with anybody but her,imagine! ok,i was at allington for an african party thingy which was canceled 15min after we got in so we wasted 4hrs drive down there but back in the hotel,i've never seen that much nigerians gatherd in an hotel in a long time n that much sex moans n groans in ma life.It was of the chain the way beds where kwiking n gals where shouting from pleasure n some boyz were dulling them selves all night(lol)u can't understand..umh! what ever tho dats gone...............nywayz nothing much 2day except 2day's ma gal,oby's birthday.HAPPY BIRTHDAY sweet,hope u have d best life has 2 offer n guess what ya'll? she's leaving north kakalaki,tho not 4ver but atleast 4 6months,dawm i think i'm gonna miss her....well i know.......nywayz im back to ma people so d drama goes on,i'll holla soon.

HOUSTON 4D 1ST TIME!

2006-03-01T22:59:00.000-08:00

MEHN! im at houston at the moment,left last week and this place is like of the hook.its so much fun if u love alot of fun n the peeps im with r all out to give me the best time of my life so its really crazy......the night i got here,my friends took me to this club n 80% were nigerians,the other 20% were other africans and the club jumped off like crazy,it was real tight,...apart from that,all the nigerians here are all leaving on the fast lane,the one wey don go jail don go,the ones with warants get and loads of them are hustling on the block.its so crazy and i really dont know which of u guys have bin to houston but their girls are all looking for a guy to hold down and marry,its like its the houston new year resolution of thier gals" hook up with a guy b4 d year runs out"......anywayz this place is real cool tho,alot of fun and out door activies to do but i'll all end cos i'll soon be back at ma chilled town NORTH CAROLINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! U BETA RECOGNIZE!

OFF THE SHORT HAND!

2006-02-24T12:46:00.000-08:00

ok! alot of peeps have been telling me they don't understand my writings,i guess i'm just use to typing that way,cutting everything short,its kinda the way we type in nigeria to keep it short n simple n everybody seems to get it back there but its all good,i guess i'll be straight next time cos i got people that really wants me to keep writting so they can read only if i'm staight with my words.nywayz(sorry couldn't help it) easy ya'll

AH! E MA GBA MI KE (pt2)

2006-02-20T22:16:00.000-08:00

Alot of ma peeps laughed bout ma earlier blog n d majority said it probably was just an old boyfie trying to get his dumped ass back with d babe n the minority said i did good BUT just this evening,i thot it was over den ma phone beeps n dis nigga cums on again saying n i quote "DAWG I TOLD U TO STAY AWAY FROM MA GAL N U DIDN'T LISTEN,WELL I'M CUMIN DOWN TO DURHAM TECH TO LAY U DOWN" n dis dude cuts the phone............i'm like,wat the f*** is dis guy talking bout? i've mos def stoped calling n d babe sef neva call me since so y is he bugging.well he aint gonna get me cos he obviously thinks i'm in d same sch wit his babe"durham tech"....mehn n i go to dat sch atleast 2wice in a week,no more durham tech 4at least 4wks so u peeps who said i'm a coward or wat eva,i prefer 2b a coward dan in a dead ward .

AH! E MA GBA MI KE!

2006-02-18T12:07:00.000-08:00

ok! i'm at a friends place,he's having this little thingy 4 his birthday so wen d all things over me n ma men r like wat next?so we decide to hit town. we roll out to dis spot at durham down town den we realised we was wearing snickers so couldnt get in d spot we planned 4 but den dere was dis jamaican club just sum blocks down so we decide to check it out plus d owner was really begging we try it out...........so we in d club ryt n i wasnt realy feelling d all steeze so we just chilling,sipping on our drinks at d bar........."two things dat make up ma nyt in a club r alcohol n women"...........then i spot three gals sitting in a corner,two of which were thick,naa not ma style but d 3rd gal,ohhh! she was banging so i thot,y dull ma self wen i can make ma self happy,so i moved closer n b4 i said hi, i noticed she was giving me dat look i loved n d attention a broda needed,she was so into me,went to d dance floor n she was backing dat ass up like crazy so i'm like ok!no long thing.exchanged #'s n sum days later she called me,said she wanted to c me,fact is she was bugging so im like we'll hook up on dis Day...........Day cums n i'm getting prepared so ma phone beeps with dis strange # n a guys on d other end asking 4me so we get into a conversation n he's like "do u know teesha" im like "yeah,she's a friend,is dere a problem" GUY says"she's ma cousin n i'm looking out 4 her,howz she 2u?" ME say"a friend n i really don't get dis.did she give u ma #?" GUY says"ok,deres a problem! shes ma baby's mama n we married so u know wats up.saw ur # on her phone n noticed uv bin talking to her real late n dats not regular cos she's bin returnng ur calls so i'm gonna b nice n easy, DON'T WANNA C UR # ON MA GALS PHONE NOMORE OK! I'M BEING D GENTLEMAN DAT I CAN BE SO DON'T BE CALLING MA GAL COS IF I GET TO KNOW BRO,IM GONNA FIND U N BUCK U 4REAL DAWG" n i'm dumb founded,at 1st not even thinking bout d guy den,i'm thinking DAWM! dat gal is HOT! so i ain't geting dat, sh*t! but no be bcos of woman dem go kill me 4 yanky.Told him straight "dawg i really appreciate u cuming to me like dis,dis is as polite as it can get,i'm mos def out".......................meeeeeeeeeen sum gals r just crazy,she didn't tell me sh*t,trying to get a broda muged on sum ass.HELL NO! i was out like vapour outa a kettle.

PRACTICE WHAT U PREACH OR PREACH WHAT YOU PRACTICE!

2006-02-09T12:10:00.000-08:00

Was reading a friends blog last nyt n it was like something he wrote bout was just me n i started thinking bout it.yeah! y do i preach what i don't practice? i mean,lets see..... I preach DO NOT LIE n i try not to lie but i find myself lieing while i'm still preaching,then i go like GOD'S THE ONLY WAY,ok i try as much as i can to do what is ryt,when its ryt n how its suppose to be done but hey its not easy but hearing me preach to some one could change you but i ain't changing.i mean i got tired of going out every sunday the pastor says "come out my child if u wanna b born again" n i was always dere cos i knew what i did during the week,umh.....Now see me preaching bout SEX N RELATIONSHIPS, DAWM! i'm good,i go like y sleep around if u have one person giving it to you,be a 1 man 1 woman person,this is what to do in a relationship,sh*T! funny thing is some of these things work for some peeps but I! don't go with ma flow,my stuff don't work for me.i say keep it carm but i aint,i say stop being moody but i do,i say don't speed but i speed.dawm i need to change this bout me but least 1 thing i like that i preach n i do is keep trying,yeah i'm trying to do the things i preach or should i just PREACH WHAT I DO!

WOMEN ! ME! RELATIONSHIPS !

2006-02-06T22:16:00.000-08:00

Was thinking 2day bout me n gals n realised ma relationships have bin 1 hell of a disaster......going back in tym,i remembered LAB**(i'll have 2 censor dat,dey myt not like it but anywayz) who i was dating and she was sleeping with older guys for money,den there was TIN* who said she loved me,well i think she really did but loved another dude dat much too so i thot well i'll let him have her(guess that was an indirect dump)......then there was...ok! i'll just list them out...............

TO**-who i really liked but had a boyfriend,kept on comunicating then panashukud her on vals day wen her boyfie was else where.Def had 2 forget dat kinda gal.

BO***- who really liked me alot.....no,refrace, loved me so much but she was too good to be true so i messed it up.well didn't like her so much so it ended up with"bastard he used me"

TOY**- nice gal but just wanted to sleep with me.

TO**- well another nice gal but i'll tell u during our relationship i can say i did not say more than 50 sentences.this gal will talk CNN out of air.dawm!not ma style, couldn't be with her.

BOL**- OK! sweet sturvz,loved me to a fault,did not plan to ask her out,she thot i was doing that so i just went with d flow but ended up dumping her for another gal (TI**,same as above)who dumped me for another guy.

VI*****- O ma sweet sweet V,she loved me, i loved her,i knew it,she knew it,we were perfect,what could be go wrong?.... well she was a nymphomaniac,couldn't get enuf of ma di** so she decided to fulfill her fantacies,"4k as many dudes as i can b4 I'M 60"

EYI***- well i thot she was sexy,well she had nice lips till i figured she wanted to see if ma d** was as fine as ma face.what happened next?well......

ok this is twisted so follow up---- met lab**,liked her but she wasn't feeling me so i met her friend,TOP*,who was feeling a broda so we hookd up.l8r LAB* got jealous n since we were in d same sch(TOP* n i wasn't) she thot we could work something out,so l8r she told me to 4get bout TOP*,weird friends ryt? ok then came another TOP*,there friend too who said ma TOP* snatchd her boyfie at a point in tym so wantd to get back at her n decided i was d tool "im gonna sleep with her boyfie" DAWM!where do i get dem gals,i x'd all 3 of dem(well after d all jejety sha)

Now there's this gal that i really like,nice, sweet, spontaneous n slim,just as i like it but i guess she ain't feeling a brother yet.still hoping,still wanting,still wishing she'll realise i'm 4 real but now u can say akon wrote lonelly wen he heard ma story.

u know wat? i prob! will need three blogs if i don't stop this post so i'll hang it here but what will a brother do to get that which he wants? am i too choosy or its ma bad deeds that r catching up with me? NA ONLY GOD KNOW O!

ALCOHOLIC OR NOT!

2006-02-05T15:23:00.000-08:00

Trying to figure out out what exactly is wrong with people this days.They see u with a bottle of beer and d next thing is "he's an alcoholic or he drinks too much" (egbami o!) free me jo! thats what i say(in ma mind) don't wanna sound rude but i think its coming to that i mean i don't drink like every time,maybe twice during the week days and every weekend and i never get drunk all the time so what the hassle,shiznit,i could burst right bout now.....ok just tell me this,u drink liquor,either mixed with coke or what ever and i drink beer but for the fact its beer,its bad.............i know this girl that can't stop blabbing bout it especially when she see's me drinking,well i think she's gonna be ma fact nag,infact,nothing to yarn again.DAWM!

REAL LIFE POETRY!

2006-02-03T10:28:00.000-08:00

life is full of shit,life is full of love,life bites u when u watching,matter of fact life's a bitch.life is full of fun,life is full of hurts, life is boring especially wen she's gone.life is so confused,life is so amused,life wants love so bad,it plays them like a fool.life as been very wild,played its hood double as a child,life is said to be shy but it gets away with most things,dat is just its style.life has cheated.life as been cheated on but i guess thats the price you pay, for pain you give, a double you recieve so he gets its reward for every heart it deceives now life wants a change, life wants to be better, but as to do with dat at its range. but that at its its range is not enough, it wants more, in search of goods,health, success and love but all it gets are nuts, so life has three choices, go back to what it was or keep trying but instead it picks that which suits the world and earth itself, looks up to the skies an picks the lord all mighty GOD! So life begs for forgivness, begs for a change of heart, begs to be a better person, hopes to find love, hopes to be a success, hopes to be looked up to, hopes to be a good example n hopes it stays alive to fulfill life................what is life?...that who has written,who is life?....that who is writting..........real like poetry